
Watching The Actress a few weeks ago put me in the mood for some additional Cukor, so I watched and rewatched a few more of his films, including Les Girls (1957), a Gene Kelly musical with songs by Cole Porter. I hadn't seen it before, and to be honest the movie didn't do much for me; I found it kind of dull and overlong. But to repeat: it's got songs by Cole Porter, and movies have been built on a lot less than that. Porter was pretty much the best songwriter of the 20th century, or at least the first sixty years or so of it--and I would be remiss if I didn't also mention that he hailed from the great state of Indiana, whence all good things and most of the really good people come. Les Girls, which features five original Porter songs, wasn't Cukor's first work with the composer: Porter had written "Farewell, Amanda" for Adam's Rib (1949), in which Hepburn and Tracy's neighbor, also a composer, writes and performs the song for Hepburn's character. But Les Girls is the only full-length collaboration between Cukor and Porter, which frankly makes me wish I liked it more.
But Porter was very well-served by Hollywood overall. For example, there were film adaptations of several of his stage musicals--including George Sidney's Kiss Me Kate (MGM, 1953), Walter Lang's Can-Can (Twentieth Century-Fox, 1960), and one of the great sequences in any Astaire/Rogers picture, the "Night and Day" scene from Mark Sandrich's The Gay Divorcee (RKO, 1934). Porter had written the songs for the stage version but most of them were cut for the film, which was also retitled from The Gay Divorce because censors were very skittish about any indication that a divorce could potentially be a happy event. Still, "Night and Day" remains, and it's so good that it's enough.
Porter's stage musical Anything Goes has a particularly sordid history in film, with a 1936 version by Lewis Milestone, for Paramount, that removed all but four of Porter's songs and added in several by other songwriters (sure, one of them was by that other great Hoosier songwriter Hoagy Carmichael, but still). Then in 1956 Paramount tried it again, this time with director Robert Lewis and a completely rewritten plot. This version also cut a lot of the show's lesser-known songs and replaced them with new songs by still more different composers. I know I write a lot on this blog about how great the studio system was and how smart were the people who ran it, but honestly for a studio to own the rights to Anything Goes and manage to royally screw it up twice in twenty years makes me hope the Paramount bosses were drunk, because if they weren't drunk then they were sufficiently stupid not to know that even if you put just halfway decent actor/singers on a bare set and had them do the original show, and you had sense enough to turn the camera on, the result would be at the very least a pretty watchable movie. Who does Anything Goes and throws out the songs? The songs are the only great thing about that show.
But, as usual, I digress. Porter also wrote several original scores specifically for pictures, such as Roy Del Ruth's Born to Dance (MGM, 1936), Norman Taurog's Broadway Melody of 1940 (MGM, 1940, naturally), Sidney Lanfield's You'll Never Get Rich (Columbia, 1941), and Vincente Minnelli's The Pirate (MGM, 1948), starring Gene Kelly and Judy Garland. My favorite in this category is Charles Walters' High Society (MGM, 1956), a musical remake of Cukor's own The Philadelphia Story (MGM, 1940), with Grace Kelly, Bing Crosby, and Frank Sinatra in the roles played in the original by Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant, and James Stewart, respectively. I'm sure there are people who are horrified by any attempt to gild the lily that is The Philadelphia Story with something as gauche as music, but for me both films can sit comfortably side by side with their own inimitable charms. The Philadelphia Story doesn't need music, of course, but since High Society also has Louis Armstrong for good measure, and songs as great as "True Love," "Now You Has Jazz," "High Society Calypso," and "Well, Did You Evah!" (written originally for Porter's 1939 stage musical Du Barry Was a Lady), the film more than justifies its existence.
Porter's other great MGM musical wasn't original, but it was originally a movie, sort of: first there was Ernst Lubitsch's Ninotchka (MGM, 1939), and then in 1955 Porter wrote the songs for a stage musical version called Silk Stockings, and then in 1957 Rouben Mamoulian directed the film version of the musical for MGM, thus completing the circle. Ninotchka is just as great a film as The Philadelphia Story, and Silk Stockings earns its keep in much the same way High Society does: with great performers and great songs. Sure, Garbo is Garbo, and I wouldn't trade Ninotchka for anything, but in Silk Stockings you get Fred Astaire (whom I've always preferred to Gene Kelly, by the way) and Cyd Charisse, and songs like "Fated to Be Mated" and "All of You" and "Stereophonic Sound" (a great song about the movies), and after all it's not like they confiscate your copy of Ninotchka if you buy the remake. You can have both! It's a wonderful world.
Not always, though. Sometimes a studio takes a great movie, even a great movie by Ernst Lubitsch, and adds songs and color and new stars and the whole thing ends up depressing--as with, for example (and I'm literally feeling a little nauseous just thinking about this movie) In the Good Old Summertime, a musical remake of The Shop Around the Corner that MGM concocted in 1949, just nine years after its great, great predecessor had appeared in theaters. Directed by Robert Z. Leonard, Summertime's dreadfulness stems in part from its misunderstanding of, and near-total indifference to, what Shop is actually about. If Summertime were about something else, that might be one thing--in fact it's often even more interesting when a remake has something different on its mind than what its predecessor had, and I could respect a movie that took The Shop Around the Corner off in some entirely new direction. But this one doesn't have anything on its mind, and its crime isn't that it added unnecessary and unexceptional songs to a great story, but that it doesn't add anything else, doesn't have any reason to exist except that the studio owned the property and wanted to reuse it.
Judy Garland stars in it, with Van Johnson as her love-interest/hate-interest, and this brings to mind another good rule of thumb: the musical remake should feature actors who are at least as good at what they do as the original actors were at what they did. (If you're making a musical, you could do a lot worse than stars like Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Fred Astaire, and Cyd Charisse--and I'm not sure you could do much better.) I'll grant, of course, that Judy Garland is the equal of Margaret Sullavan, at least in general--in this movie she's no good--but Van Johnson is no James Stewart, not by a very long shot. (It's true that no one is, but if Summertime had Gene Kelly instead of Johnson, that would at least have been something.) But even with an ideal cast, this movie would still be something of a mess, and even if it weren't based on a far superior film, it would still be, on its own, a seriously obnoxious one. I'm not even opposed to greed and lack of imagination being the starting points for a film project, as they are whenever a studio remakes its own movie in this sort of way, but without the right elements, all you see is the greed and lack of imagination, not as starting points but almost as the day-to-day motivation for everyone's having shown up on the set. I don't think The Shop Around the Corner is untouchable, but if you're going to touch it with one hand, you'd better have a stack of Cole Porter songs in the other.
It also bothers me that people seem to make a habit of remaking this film without making any pretense of understanding it. In fact one of the only movies I've seen that's as appalling than In the Good Old Summertime is Nora Ephron's 1998 (thankfully non-musical) remake You've Got Mail; both films labor under the impression that the only thing The Shop Around the Corner is about is two people who think they hate each other but really love each other. That basic device is, in Lubitsch's film, a means of the film's engaging with ideas and emotions that are serious, complicated and, I would argue, profound; its remakes have only that device, nothing more, just the gimmick, and watching You've Got Mail you get the sense that Ephron thinks Lubitsch made his quaint little movie only so that she could make it "sophisticated" almost sixty years later. (I would suspect that she never even saw Lubitsch's movie, were it not for the fact that she lifts the dialogue from one key scene verbatim. I can't decide if her not having stolen more of Samson Raphaelson's screenplay than that one scene makes her noble or dumb.) Ephron even pays Lubitsch what she probably thinks is a tribute by naming a bookstore in her film The Shop Around the Corner, but it feels less like an homage than like she's patting Lubitsch on the head and sending him to sit at the kids' table.
But if Cole Porter were still alive and wanted to score a new Shop Around the Corner, I'd definitely see it and I'd probably like it, at least well enough. Because the thing about musicals is that if the songs are good enough, and the dancing (if there's dancing) is good enough, then the rest of the movie can just kind of hang there. It's better if it doesn't, of course, and if it's done with some style and intelligence and care, then that's all the better. But the lesson of High Society and Silk Stockings is that if you take a pretty good plot and add really great performers and really great songs, then everything is going to be okay. And the lesson of In the Good Old Summertime is that if you take only the really good plot, or just part of it, and add mediocre songs, then it won't look like moviemaking; it will look like theft.
And theft is a crime.